Merry Christmas all you Creeps

"Down in Yon Forest" traditional Christmas carol

Creepmas Ornaments

After making that Creepmas card design, I realized that Zazzle also allows you to print your design on Christmas ornaments, and I thought, YES.

I kinda like the idea of a more permanent usage of this artwork, and I can just imagine him peering out from amongst the other decorations on a Christmas tree.

Or a kid years from now, unpacking the family Christmas tree decorations, and finding this, and wondering what it means.

That's what I love about sending artwork like this out into the world.

Creepmas Ornament by Sol_Bros_Novelties
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Don't Cuddle the Krampus

Last night was kinda weird. I kept hearing noises in my house, like someone was moving around, banging doors and drawers. I got concerned enough that I actually got up and turned on all the lights just to make sure there wasn't anyone in my house.

I was disturbed until I told my roommates about it this morning, and I remembered that last night was Krampus Night. So it was just the Krampus all along! I must have been good this year, at least I didn't get a switching!

Anyway, via the excellent AEIOU... and Sometimes Why blog I discovered "Don't Cuddle the Krampus", which I absolutely must have.

When I was a kid, "My Pet Monster" was a literal big fat hairy deal, and though I never had one I was totally an 80's monster kid and loved the design and concept.

Don't Cuddle the Krampus is being funded on Kickstarter, and it will come with a naughty kid sack, and naughty kids to go in said sack.

Pls Santa. PLS!

Santa has a friend...

...like a hairy man...

It's krampus Night! I sure hope you all have been extra naughty this year, so that maybe the Krampus will pay you a visit tonight.

We Wish You a Scary Creepmas!

Hey Everyone, good day, and welcome to Day 1 of Creepmas 2015!

 In honor of the subversive seasonal fun, my brother and I have produced this creepy Creepmas Greeting Card to help you celebrate the season!

This is the first paper novelty that we're offering, but in the future I hope that we'll expand with die cut paper Halloween decorations and more. Who knows what we'll see in the future!

You can click the card to see options for ordering your own Creepmas Cards for friends and family, or you can share this digital version. Actually, please do! I'd love to see the Creepmas Creep leering out from other's blogs. Let's share the Creepmas Spirit far and wide!

Scary Creepmas!

Creepmas Greeting Card by Sol_Bros_Novelties
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Black Friday ~ Creepmas Medley

Well, with Thanksgiving out of the way, I suppose the Winter Holiday Season has begun in earnest. I made this strange creepy little medley a few years ago, and haven't found a use for it, so I thought maybe you folks would like to hear it. Just a little something to spook up your Creepmas!

You know, this Black Friday thing is a little strange. Everyone rushing out trying to get the best deals on Christmas presents, celebrating the birth of a man who preached against materialism, greed, and excess. There's something, I don't know, perversely Babylonian, yet distinctly American about the phenomenon. I think this track is the perfect accompaniment!

Oh well, if you venture out shopping today, please keep it safe 'n' sane, and

remember to be most excellent to each other!

Happy Holidays

Happy Thanksgiving

Hello all, I hope everyone is having a good Thanksgiving day!

I was reading recently about a lost tradition of Thanksgiving: Apparently, back in the day turkey and cranberries took a backseat to the mighty combo of celery and olives.

I found this fascinating, because my absolute favorite Thanksgiving dish by a mile happens to be stuffed celery! An appetizer that my Uncle (actually, Great Cousin) always brought to our family Thanksgivings. I can see now how this dish must be a survivor of Thanksgiving tradition past!

So I thought I would share the recipe:

1 Dozen celery stalks

2 cups of shredded medium or sharp cheddar cheese

2 cups of green pimento-stuffed olives

1/2 cup mayonnaise

I recommend using the best organic celery you can find, as the stalks tend to be wider and easier to stuff. If you bought your celery by the head, separate the stalks from the head at the base, soak them in cool water, and then use your fingers to rub off any dirt.

Shred your cheese, and add it to a mixing bowl. Finely chop your pimento stuffed green olives and add them to the mixing bowl. Add your mayonnaise a spoonful at a time, and gently turn the mixture until mayo lightly coats the mix.

Using a fork held prone, scoop some of the filling out of the mixing bowl, and gently pack it into the cavity of the celery stalk, starting at the wider base and working your way up the stalk. Be sure to keep a clean towel handy to clean excess filling off of your hands, or this quickly becomes slippery business.

Arrange the stuffed celeries on a plate, next to a festive Thanksgiving skull, for you guests to enjoy.

As I say, this was always my absolute favorite Thanksgiving dish. The intense flavor of sharp cheddar and tangy olive contrasts with the bitter herbal flavor of the celery, just as the creamy filling contrasts the crispness of the vegetable. The little tender white stalks in the center of the celery head are particularly delectable.

Try this out, it's delicious, nutritious (celery is one of the strongest anti-inflammatory vegetables there is, right up there with ginger), and brings back a little lost part of history to your thanksgiving table.

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Oh and, provided you're not laid out in a food coma, or trampled in the Black Friday stampedes, be sure to check in tomorrow, as I have a little treat planned for you all.